Wow. So I’m going through Food Network’s list of Easter treats (because I clicked over after looking up how Alton Brown does whipped cream), and at least half of them involve store-bought cookie dough or cake mix. WTH, Food Network? Store-bought cake mix is a ripoff and plain sugar cookies from a tube are booooring.

I may also decorate the cake with jelly beans. What do you think, jelly beans or no jelly beans?

Bakin’ a caaaaaake, bakin’ a cake with lemon curd and strawberries and blueberry whipped creeeaaaaam :D

kelpiescout:

"Those are some rock-hard dicks." - my roommate

Only $69? Seems like a bargain!

kelpiescout:

"Those are some rock-hard dicks." - my roommate

Only $69? Seems like a bargain!

anarcho-womanist:

sufferingsappho:

anarcho-womanist:

stupidmiiverseposts:

There has only been five female characters comfirmed playable compared to fifteen male characters.

reminds me of that phenomenon where men perceive a group with equal representation of women as dominated by women.

Okay, but can we actually change the name of the game to Super Smash Sisters? I feel that would be an improvement.

yeah that basically needs to happen

Alliterative titles 100%!

staceythinx:

Diving swans captured by Viktor 

These are really cool, I kind of want a print of that first one to put in my dream bathroom (that is the bathroom in the apartment I looked at on Sunday, btw, that I probably won’t ever live in because EVERYONE wants to live in it and the owners didn’t do their research before listing it so it’s going for like $150/mo less than the other ones in the building)

(via kelpiescout)

Wooo I made a super awesome brunch today; I am very proud of it. And look at the tiny soft-boiled quail eggs! They’re so cute! :D
(Also on the table: candied bacon, pancetta, little toasts, little crepes, topping for bruschetta, fancy roasted almonds, strawberries, strawberries chopped up and macerated with sugar, shaved asparagus with hollandaise sauce, pea pesto, balsamic reduction, maple syrup, and blueberry syrup. Also mimosas and a bellini for me because orange juice is vile. It was very fancy and I made pretty much all of it from scratch!)

Wooo I made a super awesome brunch today; I am very proud of it. And look at the tiny soft-boiled quail eggs! They’re so cute! :D

(Also on the table: candied bacon, pancetta, little toasts, little crepes, topping for bruschetta, fancy roasted almonds, strawberries, strawberries chopped up and macerated with sugar, shaved asparagus with hollandaise sauce, pea pesto, balsamic reduction, maple syrup, and blueberry syrup. Also mimosas and a bellini for me because orange juice is vile. It was very fancy and I made pretty much all of it from scratch!)

kelpiescout:

pettanco:

formyinnerchild:

 Peek ‘n Petal Posy
I seriously cannot believe I found a picture of this. I had this exact same set… Should be getting in the mail soon

holy shit does anyone else remember fairy winkles

OH MY GOD this was one of those things from my childhood I was convinced I’d dreamed BUT THEY WERE FUCKING REAL

Nah, I’m pretty sure we had some of those. Not this set, specifically, but they played with our Polly Pockets.
Actually I think they’re still in the attic or whatever at my parents’.

kelpiescout:

pettanco:

formyinnerchild:

 Peek ‘n Petal Posy

I seriously cannot believe I found a picture of this. I had this exact same set… Should be getting in the mail soon

holy shit does anyone else remember fairy winkles

OH MY GOD this was one of those things from my childhood I was convinced I’d dreamed BUT THEY WERE FUCKING REAL

Nah, I’m pretty sure we had some of those. Not this set, specifically, but they played with our Polly Pockets.

Actually I think they’re still in the attic or whatever at my parents’.

meisterj:

You know that thing where your uterus lines itself with blood, then peels off chunks of kind of congealed blood and removed them from your body. That thing totally sucks. My ovaries hurt for days. Shit sucks.

Yeah I feel you :/

I’m hungry but I don’t feel like eating. Ugh.